“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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(Source: snack-eater, via reyairia)
keep-calm-and-carry-on-believing:
ok so I was messing with Doomsday and I sped it up 200%
and it turned into a happy folksong????
i don’t
how
it’s so catchy
oh my god
download please?!
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
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I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.
(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via letdeathfindusfullyalive)
Anonymous asked: I'm a cumberbitch
How unsurprising
Anonymous asked: Au mois de mai, j'ai fait un stage q'ui a duré une semaine. J'ai travaillé un la piscine en ville parce que j'adore la natation!!!
Well done you
Anonymous asked: I prefer coffee to tea. What would you make me if you preferred coffee to tea but I felt like tea?
Tea, obvious-tea
(Source: amysrory, via srhwolf-idjit)
![thefrogman:
To help orphaned baby sloths like this one grow up and climb trees in the wild, please donate to scientist Rebecca Cliffe’s rehabilitation project:
Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica [indiegogo]
[h/t: slothville]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/26a57ec48041456e17be551d21a5527a/tumblr_mmjmzcuKgw1qi28muo1_250.jpg)
To help orphaned baby sloths like this one grow up and climb trees in the wild, please donate to scientist Rebecca Cliffe’s rehabilitation project:
Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica [indiegogo]
[h/t: slothville]
(Source: slothville)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
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